Ben l'hyène
On the road again… 2

Since yesterday, school began again…

globalsoftpirka:

asktheghosthost:

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I literally laughed out loud like a maniac at this. Especially the heart pee.


He is not amused.

globalsoftpirka:

asktheghosthost:

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I literally laughed out loud like a maniac at this. Especially the heart pee.

He is not amused.

figmentjedi:

Five nights at the Haunted Mansion

So who’d be Foxy.
wholocked-in-221-b:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

PERFECT!


The animation’s fucking amazing (and hilarious) ! I’m jealous !

wholocked-in-221-b:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

PERFECT!

The animation’s fucking amazing (and hilarious) ! I’m jealous !

card-clasher-jraco:

I was jusrt watching monsters vs Aliens on Nicktoons and teh scene he comes in with gloves he made into balloons when he says and I quate ” -I found this small one in the Mens Bathroom and it did NOT taste good at all-” and… Ugh GROSS. Just GROSS B.O.B. I mean Really?!…

Honestly, I’ve always thought he was talking about poo he mistook to be chocolate cake.

Oogie Boogie’s song, genderbent, sung by me
To people who were wondering what kind of voice (and fucking big French accent I have) and singing voice I have, enjoy ! I made all the voices.
Lyrics :
Ooga Boogie :Well, well, well, what have we here?
Mrs Claws, huh?
Oh, I’m really scared
So you’re the one everybody’s talkin’ about, ha, ha

You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
Can’t believe what I see !
You’re jokin’ me, you gotta be
This can’t be the right lady !
She’s ancient, she’s ugly
I don’t know which is worst
I might just split a seam now
If I don’t die laughing first.

When Mrs. Ooga Boogie says
There’s trouble close at hand
You’d better pay attention now
‘Cause I’m the Boogie woMan
And if you aren’t shakin’
Then there’s something very wrong
‘Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the boogie song. Ohhh !

Bats : Ohhh

Ooga Boogie : Ohhh

Lizards : Ohhh

Ooga Bogie : Ohhh

Lizards : Ohhh, she’s the Ooga Boogie woMan

Ooga Booga : Well if I’m feelin’ antsy
And there’s nothin’ much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew
And don’t ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Mrs Claws to add a little spice

Skeleton : Ohhh

Ooga Booga : Oh, yeah

Bats : Ohhh

Ooga Booga : Ohhh

Bats : Ohhh

Ooga Booga and skeletons : Oh, yeah, I’m (she’s) the Ooga Boogie woman !

Mrs Claus : Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The children are expecting me
So please, come to your senses

Ooga Booga : You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my ears
Would someone shut this gal up
I’m drownin’ in my tears
It’s funny, I’m laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I’m going to do my stuff

Mrs Claus : What are you going to do?

Ooga Booga : I’m gonna do the best I can…

(Musical interlude)

Oh, the sound of rollin’ dice
To me is music in the air
‘Cause I’m a gamblin’ Boogie woman
Although I don’t play fair

It’s much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old girl
Now that’d be just fine

Mrs Claus : Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act

Ooga Boogie : Oh, brother, you’re something
You put me in a spin
You aren’t comprehending
The position that you’re in
It’s hopeless, you’re finished
You haven’t got a prayer
‘Cause I’m Mrs. Oogie Boogie
And you ain’t going nowhere…

Okay guys I was doing my driving test AND I discorvered THAT :

There’s a commune in France called Condom !!!!!! Of course, the others people doing the test didn’t understand, but knowing how to talk a bit in English, I was laughing like a retard all alone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom,_Gers

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

image

OMG LOL

unitedstatesoftony:

im a social vegan

i avoid meet

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up


He’s like “Can I eat it now ?”

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

He’s like “Can I eat it now ?”